February 2010
3 posts
WestBoro Baptist Church adheres to Five Point...
Grace, I love you.
January 2010
3 posts
“Bitter Boy isn’t so much a look as it is a mind-set. First off, let’s just get...”
– The Undateable: An Overshare - The Pursuit of Harpyness
i would like a head-count of people who have experience with this sort of person. i originally meant to post this for laura but i can think of at least four people who read this who have been with this type of individual.
(via tissie)
What...
December 2009
23 posts
I just... love it so much. →
drinking game for season nine premiere
tissie:
downtownsasquatch:
drink whenever:
there is a continuity error
you don’t give a fuck about a new character
peter says/sings/screams “shared custody”
any character sings or plays an instrument
chantay black and bruce the moose are still inexplicably on the show despite never having a storyline
peter does something that craig has already done
connor’s aspergers is hilarious
...
tissie:
when did my paper on birth weight turn into a rant for socialism? i think it happened last night. do i…do i fix that?
no
“I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time.”
– Drew Barrymore (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via asdfghjkaren)
November 2009
11 posts
Never
tylerknott:
Never have I been A painter, an artist never known what it is To make colors Dance. But I, eyes shut naked, with these tips of these fingers as brushes paint. I paint your breasts bare With soft shadow cradled in my hands. Your hair like smoke spilling onto my chest, your eyes lost in me. My fingers, my brushes smooth and silken the deep hues your skin, my fingers brush up your legs...
So I took Meyers-Briggs personality test last night. I am an ISTJ and I find this to be fairly accurate. Here are some of the things it says about me.
While not as talkative as Supervisor Guardians [ESTJs], Inspectors are still highly sociable, and are likely to be involved in community service organizations, such as Sunday School, Little League, or Boy and Girl Scouting, that transmit...
My boss at work told me I could perform interviews over the next week or so. I informed him that I will be basing my selection of candidates on their answers to my hypothetical questions and he gave me the go ahead.
I have one question so far. “You are traveling through an enchanted forest on your way to see the Benevolent King Cyrus who has summoned you to his courts for reasons...
Politics 101
xdangerdanger:
im-natalie:
shmaltzy:
longlivethequeen:somethingintellectual:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows....
October 2009
10 posts
Hypothetical question
I posed a question to my roommates. I asked what man they would do and then it sort of morphed into a who would you marry (because personality matters I guess). Here are the results
1. Kristine: Hugh Jackman (This means she likes hairy men who sing in musical productions and may or may not have 3 foot blades protruding from his knuckles)
2. Trynity: Justin Timberlake (She likes his white boy...
1 tag
frida kahlo to marty mcconnell
gatekeeper:
unicornology:
leaving is not enough; you must stay gone. train your heart like a dog. change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. you lucky, lucky girl. you have an apartment just your size. a bathtub full of tea. a heart the size of Arizona, but not nearly so arid. don’t wish away your cracked past, your crooked toes, your problems are papier mache puppets you made or...
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via thingsgohazy)